Religious Right Republican Cock Sucker - No, Really!

Another one bites the dust! A Religious Right Republican Senator from Idaho was tapping toes with an undercover cop in a Minneapolis men's room and got caught in the act. Larry Craig, a former Representative and now a third term Senator from Idaho, said he plead guilty, why? Because he wanted it over with so he could get back home!

Time out, holy roller, ya don't say I'm guilty because you want the charge to go away! Follow me here now, Larry. If you're innocent, you plead "Not Guilty!" If you did the bad thing that the surprise policeman caught you doing, you plead "Guilty!" You probably got confused because you got caught with your pants down (nooo pun intended!) and panic killed your ability to think. Your holier than thou facade just tore in two like the curtain in the temple at Jerusalem 1,967 years ago on the first Good Friday!

Oh come on, you're not gay? You were not born that way just like the rest of us with that sexual orientation? I must say, if you are gay, you are somewhat of an asshole to hide it by taking on a role of holy man who denounces homosexuals and declares them an abomination to God just so no one will ever suspect someone as conservative as you, as being a homosexual. But Larry, buddy, soliciting sex with strangers in public men's rooms isn't hetero behavior!

Maybe you could come up with an excuse that you were tricked into being gay by, let's see who could we blame? I know, Mark Foley or maybe Ted Haggard! Those two clowns have already lost any future they might have had in politics or the Evangelical church, so you might as well butt fuck them so to speak and further damage their reputations - what's left of them. But I think it's probably too late because I'm certain you lost all of your suck-up points with James Dobson and Doctor Land, so you might as well hang up your halo and your Senate seat and join us other abominations waiting for God to cast us into the deepest fires of hell for choosing to be something He didn't create.

By the way, if you have been sucking weenie in public johns, have you considered being tested for HIV? Oh, not because you're gay; it's not a gay disease. It is, however, one of the deadlier STDs and, believe me, sucking dick in men's rooms throughout the U.S. (and rumor has it you've been doing that for twenty or more years now) with gay prostitutes and other men who you knew nothing about, could leave you very vulnerable to AIDS. Remember the bumper stickers the RNC was giving out after the Republican National Convention in 1988? It said "AIDS. It Kills All The Right People." Not so funny now, is it, Larry?